water melons

One day 3 men were walking through the
forest wen dey were caught by canibalz, d
canibals told each man, to bring ten fruits of
anykind nd swallow, b4 dey wud b releasd,nd
not kild.d first man, came with an apple, he
swallowd three nd startd coughing, he was
kild,d secnd man came with grapes, he
swallowed nine,wen he was abt 2 swallow d
last 1, he started laughing, he was kild,so wen
d 2 men reached heaven, d first man asked d
secnd man,why did u laf wen u had almst
swalowed all, d secnd man replied,i could not
help it,wen i saw d thirt man coming wit
watermelons. LOL